May 2013
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I need fun tonight
Ideas?
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I've had two songs stuck in my head simultaneously...
Feels Like the First Time by Foreigner
Let’s Talk about Sex by Salt n Pepa
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tardisheart:
DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
This is basically just books and politics
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I was out on the trail beside by house playing volleyball when a bobcat casually jogs across, runs into my neighbors yard and picks up a bunny. And sits.
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anarcheluxemburg:
My mom told me I should start working out so I’m in shape to fight fascists.
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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be...
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cosrnos:
It’s weird to think that people i havent even met have an opinion about me
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I can play angry birds on my tv
chinkerbelle:
Reasons I grab my boobs
running upstairs
running downstairs
running
stoked on life
scared
walking through my house in the dark
bored
boobs
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how long should one pay for a crime which has already been paid in full?
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that-space-cadet-mary:
drunk messaged the boy last night:
“please don’t fall in love with iceland and leave me for iceland. iceland will never make you grilled cheese or kiss you a lot”
shego:
true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time
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to-new-heights:
kill-natalie:
am I the only one who tries to learn lyrics to rap songs so I can surprise people during car rides
I thought I was the only one.
If someone has a gun and is trying to kill you, it would be reasonable to shoot...
– Dalai Lama XIV (via adistantrelative)
menstruate:
red white and blue are the colors of freedom until they’re flashing in your rearview mirror
Why did the libertarian fail algebra?
crazydepressednihilist:
logicallypositive:
He refused to solve inequalities.
i wonder how many angry libertarians have reblogged this
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Brushing my teeth makes me happy
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The perfect date
Canes and Fat Straws
I hate small children so much
police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
me: not with that attitude
police: *shoots your dog*